Tuesday, September 15, 2009




SCM went to the cardiologist yesterday to get cleared for work. Or so I thought.

"Guess what Chris, I am cleared to have sex. All the sex I want!"

Does he have a partner in mind because throwing him a pity fuck wasn't part of his rehab plan.

I can not say it isn't tempting. I haven't had the opportunity or inclination to ride a bucking bronco since this past March.

Wow...could that be right?

The downfalls of a long distance relationship. When they leave they take their penis with them.

Selfish bastards.

However, now that I am officially free, bumping uglies with SCM has a certain appeal. For one, it is convenient, I don't have to leave the house or change the sheets. For another, after 14 years, we know each well enough that there isn't any of that fumbling around trying to figure out what the other wants.

Not to mention he is still the best lover I ever had. Obviously great sex doesn't make a great relationship. I was very happy with above average sex with someone who bathed between sex sessions and knew a toothbrush wasn't for polishing work shoes.

I wonder what Florence Nightingale would do?

9 comments:

The Dish said...

Wow. Wow. I say throw yourself a bone. After all, if you can't boink your husband, who can you boink?

Vinomom said...

I really sense you are going through a tough time with all of this. Not sure if it is the absence of the Ex or your hubby's vulnerability.

Not that it is my place to say any of this. It is just what I'm feeling through your posts. I hope you figure it all out.

Christine said...

Thanks VM, I appreciate. It is a lot easier to say you "hate" someone you had strong feelings for so long than to actually do so. Sometimes life all crashes around you at once and you just do the best you can.

Shiny Rod said...

I warned you about the Florence Nightingale effect. But, that's a decision your going to have to deal with. Where do you want this to go? Do you think he has made a turn around? But that's coming from a guy so you know how that plays out.

Christine said...

Rod: It isn't going to "go" anywhere. However, on an emotional level it is hard to not feel I would be betraying someone else even though the relationship is over.

Coffeypot said...

I've already loved you in my mind, so do go cheating on me.

Karen said...

March! Um I say you tackle him down and take care of some of your needs.

Olly said...

I guess the deciding factor on whether you do SCM or not is dependant on just how much life insurance to you have on him...
Just sayin.

Libby said...

...be that as it may...watch out for his heart when you're doing him...just imagine how embarrassing it would be for the hot 911 guys to have to break in & haul you off a dead man!