My New Year's Resolution was to stop giving people my
What are you some kind of idiot?
Well, I made it two weeks. Of course the first week I was on vacation and I took off this past Wednesday so technically I made it four days.
I really try not to be condescending, I really do but when I am asked the same questions over and over I get a tad cranky. I don't think I would even mind if it were reasonable questions that require some thought. But I get questions like
The sky is purple...right?
You can eat dirt as long as it is covered in Bosco...correct?
I told him that he can make an appointment as long as he jumps off the building with an umbrella fifteen minutes prior. Is that okay?
Notice how these decisions have already been made and I am expected to confirm that they were made correctly. So instead of being asked...
Are we supposed to take the change from the parking meter and shove it up our ass?
By the way, I shoved three quarters up my ass and now need to be reimbursed. Is that okay?
If none of these things make any sense to you...welcome to my world.
I am changing my New Years Resolution to something a bit easier to keep. Like promoting World Peace.