Friday, August 28, 2009

I have one rule that is consistant with all my employees.

Don't be a FUCKING asshole!

Why is that one rule so hard to follow? Come to work, do your job and keep your trap shut. Seems simple enough to me.

Keeping the old trap shut is even more important if you are currently in deep shit with the boss (me) for disobeying rule number one. But alas, this seems to be too much to ask.

I was greeted this morning by a staff member advising me to stay away from one of my employees because she is in a foul mood. I inquired as to how she was made aware of that fact and she responded that she got it from the horse's mouth.

Great plan. Be in trouble and tell your coworkers to stay the fuck away from you. Oh and make sure they pass that information to the one that signs your paycheck. Always a good plan.

On opposite day.

Everyone have a great weekend I will try to do a longer post very soon.


The Dish said...

That would have made my blood pressure rise, as well. Hey, at least it's Friday. Damn, I need a drink!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Ugh! I'll repeat the Dish "At least it's Friday!" :-)

Libby said...

i's friday!

Vinomom said...

For some people it's always Opposite Day becuase they are already ASS-BACKWARDS :)

Hope you had a great weekend.