A few weeks ago, my little brain made the decision to start a raw food detox diet.
I was going to start another blog about the experience but soon realized that writing "I am starving and I am not a fucking rabbit" would get old.
By the way...
I am starving and I am not a fucking rabbit.
I am not doing 100% raw but eat a normal dinner at night. Normal meaning consuming some kind of charred animal flesh with a veggie that doesn't crunch.
The point of this eating regiment isn't to lose weight. Although that has been a very nice side effect. It is more about stopping the tired feeling during the afternoon and having more energy to do the things I want to do.
Unfortunately, the things I want to do all revolve around pizza, wings and beer. Quite the little quandary.
So I sit at my desk munching on carrots, celery and fruit all day trying to get in enough calories so not to pass out from starvation and wondering why the hell I decided to do this?
Obviously, it hasn't improved my memory.
Any of you kids even try an odd diet and if so, what was it and what kind of results did you get?