Tuesday, August 4, 2009




In an effort to watch my calories, I brought some yummy Special K cereal bars to snack on. 90 calories each!

Unfortunately, I seem to have consumed the entire box this afternoon.

Losing weight is a pain in the ass. Not only do you have to eat food you don't like, you actually do not get to eat the food you do like!

What is UP with that?

Who can stick to a diet without greasy pizza and take out Chinese on it? Weight watchers has this point system that does permit pizza. Unfortunately, with the extra cheese and pepperoni, I managed to use up a weeks worth of points in 12 hours. (I had the rest cold for breakfast).

So what's a gal to do?

I manage to get to they gym a couple of times a week but I can't stand to feel all gross and stinky. To make matters worse, many a cute guy works out at my gym. I am sure they are dying to go out with some who's face is all shiny and tee shirt is wet at the pits. Good thing they can't see what is happening under the boobs. Cause it ain't pretty, let me tell ya. You know it's bad when you no longer going for a shape like Cameron Diaz but would settle for Bea Arthur....and she's dead!

I hear people with crystal meth addictions lose weight fast but then I'd be tweakin' all the time and I am anxious enough as it is. Besides, that shit is expensive and I can barely pay my visa bill now. A drug addiction isn't worth giving up Prada. No freakin' way. We all must have our priorities in order.

Sigh...

I think I am going to check out the personal ads for BBW on Craigslist. I can get as fat as I want and still be sexy!

It's a win win.

Besides these Special K bars gave me heartburn.

10 comments:

Evil Twin's Wife said...

My doctor put me on Zoloft and I only eat once a day, if that. It's not that I'm not hungry, it's that nothing sounds appealing or worth the trouble to fix. Better living thru chemistry! ;-)

Coffeypot said...

I say eat what ever you like, just eat less of it. Yeah! I can't do it either. For an incentive try pinning a naked picture of your ass on the refrigerator. And post it her, too.

The Dish said...

I decided that round is a shape that I can live with... As long as I don't get any bigger and have to buy new clothes!

razorbeck said...

hate to say it but modified atkins, eat the toppings not the crust

Christine said...

Oh Please...the crust is the best part. I'll give up chocolate before I give up carbs.

Christine said...

Hmm...ETW. An antidepressive med that leads to wait loss? Now THAT is a win win. Must check that out.

Jenny Fabulous said...

LMAO at "I hear people with crystal meth addictions lose weight fast but then I'd be tweakin' all the time and I am anxious enough as it is."

Christine, as always, you gave me the chuckle I needed to start my day with your clever wisdom.

You can do it!

Christine said...

Thanks Jenny. You just made mine. Well, actually the doctor I saw this morning made mine first. Substituting those cereal bars for my afternoon snack of something a hellovalot more crappy made me lose five pounds. Yay. Another five and I get to go shopping for new clothes! (any excuse works for me)

Libby said...

wow, christine! 5 lbs is worth eating something 'not all that good'...especially if it's followed by shopping!!

Efen said...

ROFLMAO @ 'I'd be tweakin' all the time' and 'I think I am going to check out the personal ads for BBW on Craigslist.'

Fuckin priceless :)