In an effort to watch my calories, I brought some yummy Special K cereal bars to snack on. 90 calories each!
Unfortunately, I seem to have consumed the entire box this afternoon.
Losing weight is a pain in the ass. Not only do you have to eat food you don't like, you actually do not get to eat the food you do like!
What is UP with that?
Who can stick to a diet without greasy pizza and take out Chinese on it? Weight watchers has this point system that does permit pizza. Unfortunately, with the extra cheese and pepperoni, I managed to use up a weeks worth of points in 12 hours. (I had the rest cold for breakfast).
So what's a gal to do?
I manage to get to they gym a couple of times a week but I can't stand to feel all gross and stinky. To make matters worse, many a cute guy works out at my gym. I am sure they are dying to go out with some who's face is all shiny and tee shirt is wet at the pits. Good thing they can't see what is happening under the boobs. Cause it ain't pretty, let me tell ya. You know it's bad when you no longer going for a shape like Cameron Diaz but would settle for Bea Arthur....and she's dead!
I hear people with crystal meth addictions lose weight fast but then I'd be tweakin' all the time and I am anxious enough as it is. Besides, that shit is expensive and I can barely pay my visa bill now. A drug addiction isn't worth giving up Prada. No freakin' way. We all must have our priorities in order.
I think I am going to check out the personal ads for BBW on Craigslist. I can get as fat as I want and still be sexy!