Friday, August 14, 2009





There is shit smeared all over the work toilet seat.

Let me repeat that. There is SHIT SMEARED all over the toilet seat.

The toilet seat in the bathroom across from my office. The toilet seat that only employees use. MY employees that apparently didn't pay close enough attention when their mommies taught them how to wipe their asses. Those little tricks to prevent leaving shit residue on their asses thus transferring it to the toilet seat and their clothing.

Isn't it bad enough that I have to suffer the disgusting odors after lunch of people that apparently eat raw buffalo each night for dinner? No, now I must walk into the restroom to check my hair and makeup upon arrival to work only to be greeted by lumpy, smears of crusted doody.

So now I will wonder all day who, not only has shit stained all over his/her underwear, but who is so inconsiderate not to clean up his/her mess and allow others to enjoy something akin to a toddler's abstract art project.

Which they will.

All day.

Because I am certainly not cleaning it up.

7 comments:

Libby said...

christine--ack & gag!! & then you said toddlers & art class...of course my first thought was "finger paint!" puke!

GiGi said...

Eew! I hated that about 'office' environments...you'd think some of these women were raised by wolves!!!

Shiny Rod said...

Darlin, that is just pathetic. But, some men are just as bad pissing all over the seat. Didn't mommy teach you to lift the seat sonny? You'd think they were raised by monkeys.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

When I worked in an office - full of women, mind you - ONE of them just couldn't grasp the concept of rolling up their maxi pad and wrapping it in TP, so it was always just laying on top of the trash - stinking the whole restroom up! GAG!

Christine said...

UGH EW..you win simply because that is done on purpose.

Coffeypot said...

HAHAHA! Someone left their melted Baby Ruth just for you. Boy those interoffice practical jokes...

Vinomom said...

God that is so disgusting. I always wonder why Women's rooms are so disgusting. I mean a men's bathroom I might get, but really? Who raised these women?