Well that last post was fun. I didn't think the little tramp would generate such debate. The comments have lasted longer than the relationship at this point.
So let's move on to something else. Like how fat I am getting.
Since I am now in my 40s, it seems like no matter what I do, the pounds stick to my ass like glue. I am trying to eat a bit better. Not great mind you but trying to make a few more healthy choices.
Which I thought I was doing until I started reading the labels on some of this stuff.
Did you know that there is more lemon in lemon pledge than in store brand lemonade? Next time you need some Vitamin C, you'd be better off licking your coffee table.
In addition, a bowl of regular lettuce has almost no nutritional value whatsoever...pouring your favorite dressing over the Sunday Times is practically the same thing. Well, maybe you'll absorb some knowledge with the paper.
Hey, all things being equal, it's worth a try!
Chocolate is good for you, sugar is bad, you're better off drinking red wine than whole milk and trimmed beef has just as many calories as chicken.
What the fucking fuck?
So basically I am better off with a dinner of wine, chocolate and a big juicy steak than lettuce, chicken and a glass of milk.
It will be a hardship but I think I can do that.