Friday, April 4, 2008

Okay, I suck. I admit it!




After ragging on you kids for not updating...what do I do? The same fucking thing.


Piece of shit hypocrite.


The problem is I run this pesky little business with pesky little officers that want pesky little quarterly reports four times per year.


And something has to keep me in condoms and Ben and Jerry's.


I would swear on the God of All Things Chocolate that I will update soon but I would be fucking lying.


I am going to Geneva next week.


No, not Geneva New York or Illinois or Nebraska or any other state that has a city by that name.


The Geneva.


In Switzerland.


I will bring you all back some cheese.

8 comments:

Burfica said...

I don't like cheese, can I have chocolate instead???

Christine said...

Yeah...sure...LOL Chocolate will survive uneaten long enough for me to actually bring it back to the states.

You crack me up, Burfica.

razorbeck said...

Quarterly reports four times a year? The godless heathens have they no conscience!!!


Whats next Annual reports once a year?

Savages complete bloody savages!!

I don't want cheese or chocolate but a nice fat bank account would do

Christine said...

""Whats next Annual reports once a year?""

Fuck that, I'd quit.

Special K said...

Screw the cheese send me back a hunk of swiss MAN baby, without the cheese because using cheese and man in the same sentence makes me urpy.

Jillian said...

What's this? Work getting in the way of blogging? Awful! :-P

Have a good trip!

coffeypot said...

I know you just said something here, but after I read "I suck" everything else was blah, blah, blah, blah. I love that ability in a woman. The questions is, do you swallow?

Jim Latchford said...

They have cheese in Geneva? Who would have thought!?!