TLP, the one lady in blogsville who I wish would adopt me but who seems to be smart enough to refuse, had a terrific post last.....errrr..... whenever. Was it original? I don't know nor do I give a shit but it got a ten from the kewl table in any case.
I would cut and paste it, but fuck that. Go read it yourself. I've got more important shit to bitch about.
Ya know, what she had to say is all well and good but what the fuck do you do with all the people who think you are their friend that send you this shit? Or worse, the folks that are actually from the same gene pool but unfortunately, the best part of them ran down their Momma's leg?
Do you send them the Snopes link and make them feel like a total loser or do you just allow them to think they are sharing their all important news with the world and feel good about themselves?
Or do you use the more direct approach and tell them if they ever send you such bullshit again, you will go to their house and threaten to bash their fucking skull in if they ever put one more bit of this bullshit in your inbox.
How the fuck am I suppose to find the coupons for free shipping and buy one get one frees when all these jerkwads are cluttering up my in box with all their cutesy angels praying for me?
Unless the angel has a coupon for 50% off my entire order, I ain't interested.