Thursday, April 17, 2008

I Love You Kids.



I do. You are my sunshine and my light.


That being said....I am up to my ass in work, my assistant subscribes to when the cats away....theory and I haven't shit in five days from eating the greatest chocolate that was ever created. Delicious but just a tad on the binding side.


So I will get to my lovely trip. The trip that not only did they lose my luggage going...they lost is coming back. And here's a little tid bit....a basic blouse is around 85 American dollars.


Oh and sweatshirts that are worn without clothing underneath need to be removed. Just in case the metal detector didn't pick in the Uzi I had shoved down my bra.


We will talk later. Maybe after I buy several boxes of ex lax and don't feel like killing everyone that comes within ten feet of me.

8 comments:

The Doggy Did It said...

Um, so you had to take your sweatshirt off, and you were wearing nothing underneath?? I missed it...son of a...

Terry said...

Maybe if they'd phoned through the hotel bill to you while you were trying for that shit..??

It would've done the trick for me!!

How much?!?

coffeypot said...

What??!!?? You had to take you shrit off. I HAVE GOT TO GET ME A JOB AT THE AIRPORT.

coffeypot said...

Oh Yeah! Sorry for being so insensitive to your butt blocking. Here's wishing you a smooth happy dumping soon.

Jillian said...

5 days?? Ewwwww :-|

Burfica said...

ewwwwwww and ouch, sounds like whenever I eat cheese.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

There will be other (better) days....I think...

coffeypot said...

Christine! Shit yet?