It was about that time that I needed to upgrade my cell phone. Even though I was perfectly happy with the one I had that was a foot long and required my passenger to stick an antenna out an open window, I was getting too many complaints.
So I did what ever conscientious consumer does. I researched reports, compared pricing and features and shopped plans.
And if you believe that I have a very nice sturdy bridge in Brooklyn I am selling cheap.
What I actually did was ask opinions. Friends, coworkers, people on the street....
"Hey Dude! Can you do anything special with your cell phone?"
Which more often than not was followed by "Get the fuck away from me, you freak."
Finally an ex friend told me I might like a Blackberry. I say Ex because I hate his fucking guts and would like to slap him and his mother for giving birth to him.
Currently I am looking down at it while it vibrates and flashes and I don't know what the fuck it wants. Should I feed it? Does it want to go for a walk? Does it need to potty? I have no idea but it is damn persistent what ever it is. I tried to press some buttons but all it did was make some chime noises which I assume is its way of laughing at me.
I have two choices. I can google the instructions and learn how to use it OR I can put the fucker back in the box and send it back to
I will let you all figure out which one I am going to choose.