I admire the folks that can update their blog each day. I am not nearly that creative or interesting.
And I am sure you kids don't want to read an entry like this:
Woke up, pooped, ate Cherios that aren't my favs but that were on sale buy one get one free at Publix, had to poop again (the fiber I think) took a shower, applied makeup, dried hair and proceeded to work. Gave the asshole that was doing 50 in the fast lane the finger as I roared around his piece of shit hybrid and made it to work late as usual anyway.
Got my coffee, listened to three people tell me about their weekends and how incredible their kids are, tuned them out while playing the Rocky theme song in my head, did a little work, ate an apple, felt a little gassy (more fiber) and went to a meeting. Tuned THAT out, (Go Rockeeeey), and came back to my office. Did a little more work, checked Failblog and Failbooking and my Face Book Mafia Wars game until it was time for lunch. Opened two packages of instant oatmeal, added the water and put it in the microwave for three minutes. Walked away, came back to oatmeal paste. Chastised myself for not remembering it is supposed to be TWO minutes. Added water to make it watery paste, said fuck it and ate it anyway. Felt like I had to poop again. (Read the Oatmeal box. Oatmeal has fiber G-d Damn It!)
Mediated a dispute between two employees also known as prevented a freakin' cat fight, told them to close the door on their way out and read some email. Spam, spam, porn, porn, make your dick bigger, make your dick wider, spam, spam, important message, last chance, huge savings, spam, porn, spam, make your dick AND tongue longer (that one I read).
Downloaded an new audiobook from Audible called Helping Others Be Efficient Like You and did this blog entry.