Saturday, February 6, 2010

Is it normal to be sitting besides your life partner and daydreaming about plunging an ice pick into his heart for no reason other than he happens to be close enough to do so?

Didn't think so.

Well, could it be normal to be disappointed when you find out that the internet friend he talks to half the night; the person you had hoped was an emotional affair in the making, turns out to be a 50 year old man with the same star trek game addiction?

No, huh?

Okay, one more try.  Is it customary, when your significant other inquires as to what he can do to make you care for him to respond, "You can stop breathing and I promise to remember you fondly?"

Fuck.  This reconciliation thing isn't going as well as we both had hoped.

Comment of the day by Jay:


I used to work with a woman who said she was tired of her coworker constantly hanging around her trying to be her friend and even asking her out once. He was harassing her, he just liked to be around her. But, she found him really annoying. I told her he was just a little needy and lonely because his wife had recently died, expecting her to be understanding.

Instead she turned to me and said "Well I don't blame her." haha ;-) 


A woman after my own heart.

9 comments:

Karen said...

LOL. Stop breathing. LOL

Coffeypot said...

Sounds like it's time you lost a roommate.

Kat said...

OMG I fucking love you. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

Libby said...

you need a "snapped" marathon today...i feel it!! lol!

The Dish said...

Wow. Any chance he could be batting for the other team now and that old dude is his soulmate?

Evil Twin's Wife said...

LOL!!! When I get mad at the Evil Twin, I have the "funeral fantasy". I picture him in a coffin (even tho he wants no visitation and just a cremation), but just imagining him in that satiny coffin makes me feel better, then I get over being mad at him. :-)

Jay said...

I used to work with a woman who said she was tired of her coworker constantly hanging around her trying to be her friend and even asking her out once. He was harassing her, he just liked to be around her. But, she found him really annoying. I told her he was just a little needy and lonely because his wife had recently died, expecting her to be understanding.

Instead she turned to me and said "Well I don't blame her." haha ;-)

Golden To Silver Val said...

I think your reconciliation plans may need a shot in the arm....either Cyanide or on a lesser note, a stand-in for him.

Olly said...

Yeah, you know your in trouble when you start having "insurance fantasies...