Sunday, November 1, 2009

No. It Is Still Sunday



In case you kids thought half nekkid Thursday came early this week...
This is a story that requires a visual.
Yesterday morning I took the brat to her skating lesson like I do every Saturday (and Monday, and Wednesday but that is my own tale of woe...). I usually run to the store during her lessons and come back just in time to pick her up. Yesterday I just had a quick errand so I was back with still almost a hour left to the Princess's lesson.

Being the last day of the month, I had to go to the desk and pay for next month's lessons so I proceeded to do so. As I was paying the owner, I noticed him looking very interested at my blouse. I followed his gaze and OH SHIT! I was totally unbuttoned with my lace bra visual to all. I quickly did myself up, laughed a little embarrassed laugh and handed over the money for the lessons.

I have seen this owner every time I have come in for six months now. He is in his late thirties, early forties, basic looking dude. Not once has he said a word to me. Never other than a brisk thank you when I forked over my dough.

I walked back into the chill of the skating arena and I noticed someone trailing me. I stood at the wall and peered through the fogged up plastic barrier looking for Anna and her coach. I glanced over and the owner is standing besides me attempting to make small talk inquiring as to what was on the ipod I was listening too and explaining his taste in music and what bands he has seen.

Apparently..boobies make perfect strangers into good friends.

I answered his questions politely with a blow off air and after a few more tries of starting up another subject, he turned and left.

It is kind of creepy knowing a stranger was spankin' the ole monkey to my lace undergarments last night.

Creepy yet strangely flattering.

11 comments:

Coffeypot said...

Well, it is nice to look at. Thanks for the picture and it's difficult to type while in the bathroom...

Karen said...

Too funny!!

Golden To Silver Val said...

Sigh....you can dress em up, educate them and try and teach them manners...but it all comes down to one thing....show them some ta ta's and they are reduced to just being MEN.

GiGi said...

Men are like deer in headlights when they see anything made of lace!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Woohoo!! And now you've discovered how to get the best service at the home improvement stores, the mechanic, etc. ;-)

Christine said...

LOL ETW. I need to remember to wear that malfunctioning blouse when I plan to speed down the interstate. :-)

vinomom said...

heheheh

I guess that'll do it! Nice Pic!

Shiny Rod said...

I love the picture. When I first looked, it didn't even notice. I hope I'm not turning that old or desensitized that I don't even notice. Nope. just a delayed reaction. Everything's working fine, you, everything's working fine. Excuse me, time for a cold shower. LOL

razorbeck said...

You put the girls out as a lure and you hooked that trout lol

Libby said...

chris, EEEEEEWWWWWWWW! guys suck! just a personal opinion, mind you!

The Dish said...

I freaking love it! Nice ta-ta's, Honey!