I hate Father's Day! Every year it is the same thing...
What do I get for a man that has everything he wants and will shove whatever brilliant gift I do come up with in a closet until Mother finds an occasion to regift it to someone else.
On occasion that someone has been me!
She's getting old mind you...
Of course I asked the patriarch of our dysfunctional clan and received the standard, thanks but I don't need anything.
I ask my mother and she gives some really good suggestions like socks and underwear.
I love ya Dad, thanks for always being there...have some tighty whiteys.
Nope, not feelin' it.
Of course I look on all those geeky guy websites because like every other man, he does like his toys. However, nothing seems new, interesting or exciting.
I was thinking of getting a satellite radio for his car but that would include a monthly subscription rate on top of the initial purchase of the equipment and quite frankly, I don't like him that much.
So..anyone come up with the greatest idea for the daddy, husband or sperm donor in your life? If so, may I steal it?
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