Friday, June 5, 2009

Thanks to those who played the music game. I will get the results up this weekend.

Since I am too lazy to be creative today, I will leave you with a Friday joke that cracked me up. If I stole it from you, thanks. :-)

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'

Have a good weekend kids...

9 comments:

vinomom said...

heheheheh GOOD ONE! I might copy and paste it and send some annoying forwards with it.

coffeypot said...

Funny! But why are tell stories about me?

Evil Twin's Wife said...

ROFL!

Libby said...

i LOVE it!! rotflmao!

Libby said...

BTW, chris...i stole this too...i KNOW it's gonna come in handy someday...i can just see a certain someone having to say that someday to his young butterball!

Loni's World said...

LMAO! I love that.

M Chickk said...

Thanks for the laugh! Boo to me for missing the music game. :( That's what I get for being so self involved that I don't bother to post or keep up with my regular bloggers!

John Gray jgsheffield@hotmail.com said...

you are so baaaaaddddd

bohica said...

This was GREAT fun. Somehow I knew that living with four older sisters whose musical ramblings spanned 3 decades during my childhood would come in handy! Ours was a house of music and I wouldn't have had it any other way ... shame the bitches never did anything else for me ... HAHAHAHAHA ... thanks for the laugh, Christine!