Monday, June 8, 2009

And The Results Are IN!




I realized during this process that I would make a really shitty teacher. Kids would never get their papers back because I am far to lazy to grade them.

Hmmm, where was I going with this. Oh yeah, we have a winner in my Faux Name That Tune Game. What was interesting with the results was that I was expecting most people to get blocks of answers right. In other words, you may know all the songs of the 60s and 70s but not the most recent. Not really the case which was quite impressive.

Now the results.

Most creative goes to CoffeyPot for this:

1. And we’re in trouble deep.
2. Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Good.
3. Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet.
4. They knock me out when I’m down there.
5. I’ll pop a cap in your ass.
6. And it’s time for a pay raise.
7. We’ll drink a Corona and lick a lime.
8. Yet your body is so sweaty you’re hard to hold.
9. So come on fellow, get out of those jeans.
10. So pay up bitch.
11. Then up, then down, then up, then down, then…
12. And that’s as it should be.
13. You’re making my ears sore.
14. Because I still like to suck tits.
15. Then pisses in the sick.
16. For a man-hole cover.

A solid four correct and the rest how the song really SHOULD have been so he gets honorable mention for that.

Second Place goes to Libby who didn't even want to PLAY but got 7 correct and beat the next runner up by 2. I knew she would do well. I can spot a fellow music aficionado a mile away...... or several thousand miles away as the case may be.

And the winner is.......

drumroll......

BO who got TWELVE correct. Let me tell you that impressed the HELL out of me. She got these lines freakin' word for word. Too bad they don't have the real Name The Tune anymore because girlfriend would make a fortune!

Now if you three multitalented players would email me your addresses I will send your priceless awards to you as soon as possible. (Which means as soon as I get around to it.)

Congratulations and thanks to everyone else who participated.

You're all winners in my book..wink.

Below are the correct lines and I hope you all enjoyed this because we are NEVER DOING IT AGAIN. It was too much like work and.....fuck that. :-)

1.Wake Up Little Susie Everly Brothers 1957

Wake up, little Susie, wake up
Wake up, little Susie, wake up
We’ve both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep
The movies over, it’s four oclock
AND WE'RE IN TROUBLE DEEP.
2. Johnny B Goode Chuck Berry 1958

Deep down in Louisiana close the New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
WHERE LIVED A COUNTRY BOY NAMED JOHNNY B GOODE.

3. Rockin' Robin Bobby Day 1958

He rocks in the tree-top all a day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song
All the little birds on J-Bird St.
LOVE TO HEAR THE ROBIN GOIN' TWEET TWEET TWEET

4. California Girls The Beach Boys 1965

Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
THEY KNOCK ME OUT WHEN I'M DOWN THERE.


Aint Too Proud To Beg The Temptations 1966

I know you want to leave me
But I refuse to let you go
If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy
I DON'T MIND CAUSE YOU MEAN THAT MUCH TO ME


6. Sympathy for the devil Rolling Stones 1968

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
STOLE MANY A MAN'S SOUL AND FAITH



7. In The Summertime Mungo Jerry 1970

In the summertime when the weather's high,
you can stretch right up and touch the sky,
when the weather's fine,
YOU'VE GOT WOMEN YOU'VE GOT WOMEN ON YOUR MIND.

8. Smoke From A Distant Fire Sanford and Townsend 1977

Lord, I was stung shoulda' seen it come a long time ago.
When I realized the reality gave me a roll
If things are the same then explain why your kiss is so cold
AND THAT MIST IN YOUR EYES FEELS LIKE RAIN ON THE FIRE OF MY SOUL



9. YMCA Village People 1978

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THIS ONE THING.


10. Don’t You Want Me Human League 1981

Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But dont forget its me who put you where you are now
AND I CAN PUT YOU BACK DOWN TOO.

11. Walking On Sunshine Katrina and The Waves 1985

I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I'm sure.
And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now every time I go to the mailbox, gotta hold myself down
CAUSE I JUST CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU WRITE ME YOU'RE COMIN' AROUND


12. Livin On A Prayer Bon Jovi 1987

Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike

He's down on his luck - It's tough
so tough.
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man

SHE BRINGS HOME HER PAY FOR LOVE. FOR LOVE.

13. Basket Case Green Day 1994

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
IT'S BRINGING HER DOWN.



14. Only Want To Be With You Hootie and The Blowfish 1995


You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
When I look at other girls

Sometimes you’re crazy
And you wonder why
I’m such a baby
CAUSE THE DOLPHINS MAKE ME CRY



15. Tubthumping Chumbawamba 1996

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK


BONUS

16. Beautiful Day U2 2000

The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
NO SPACE TO RENT IN THIS TOWN.

Have a great week kids. Now back to work I go.

2 comments:

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I never did get the Evil Twin to help me cheat. It was a busy week last week! But, congrats to the winner and runners-up!

coffeypot said...

I don't mind sending you my address, but my reward was knowing you got a laugh out of it. If you really want a good laught I'll send you nude picturs of myself.