Summer has officially begun for Florida students. Which means parents have to figure out a way to occupy the little shits so they do not set fire to the cat or try to shove peanut butter sandwiches in the DVD player.
Fortunately for me, my kid is a little joiner who actually likes being social and hanging out with fellow members of the human race. She certainly didn’t get that shit from me.
I signed her up for theater camp. Basically a bunch of wannabe Annies get together in attempt to not trip on their two left feet dancing nor summon all the Florida wildlife while belting out off pitch show tunes.
Whatever they charged, it wasn’t enough. You couldn't get me to do that crap for a week on a secluded island in the south pacific with a sex starved Ed Burns.
And I think he is TRES HOT.
Okay, back from THAT fantasy. Did it suddenly get warm in here?
The problem with Theater Camp is that it does not begin until 9am each day which results in my arriving at work at 9:30. Not the best example for the boss to set. If one was ignorant to what a selfish prick SCM is, they would assume he could peel his stinky ass out of his smoke stenched sheets and drive her. Unfortunately, that would cut into his all night gaming and porn viewing and we couldn't have that.
If he doesn’t either have a controller or his dick in his hand until 4am, followed by much needed rest until noon, he gets a tad cranky. And we simply couldn't have that either.
So I decided I would rush into my office this morning, bring up my computer and furiously type a blog entry so I have that harried boss is busy so leave her alone image.