Friday, February 13, 2009
How Romantic
For those of you that stopped by and saw my last post, I have deleted it. I have never been on the receiving end of so much hate email. Well if you exclude the people I have fired or back into in the parking garage.
It is a JOKE site people...chill the fuck out.
Dark humor in an attempt to sell tee shirts. No animals were harmed in the making of that video.
http://www.adsavvy.org/save-our-cats-and-kittens-from-fishermen-or-how-to-make-lots-of-money-online-as-a-liar/
In further news, when I am not supporting kitten cruelty, I have been attempting to co exist with SCM in peace and harmony.
Yeah..not happenin'
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day which posses a dilemma. Do I get the stinky bastard a card with all the sappy sentiments that I don't feel or should I just write my own? Here are a few I have been tossing around...
Roses are red, violets are blue
Why do you smell like you've stepped in dog doo?
Here's your card pretty and red
I am trying to forget you suck in bed.
Thanks for the steak and the strawberry feeding
and the look on your face when I told you Im bleeding.
or simply
On this special day of love I have just one thing to say to you...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I think I'll go with that one.
For those in love, have fun.
For those who can't wait until Sunday?
I feel your pain.
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9 comments:
Chris
Sounds like I missed something good
To the assholes with the hate mail: fuck the fuck off we like this blog and we neither want nor require your input. if you have a problem start in on me! I will double your trouble just for the entertainment value
by the way Chris i am on my way home should i swing by and pick you and the young lady up for a few months of winter? lmao
Sean the Obtuse Canadian
hey, sorry i called you "dude" in my last comment (9th).
in light of your current post,
i do NOT want to be on YOUR badside {unless your badside is your goodside, or, eh, uhm . . .never mind)
so hede goes another try:
dudess, you're hilarious,
thank you for the chuckles, i REALLY, REALLY needed them. :-)
..
.ero
Let me guess, was it PETA people? God I hate me some PETA freaks..... they might have had the right idea once upon a time but their scare tactics and morals is making it to where the PEOPLE need protected from them.
Wow! I wanna hire you to write all of my greeting cards!
you could seriously give hallmark cards a run for their mmoney!!
Damn, I forgot to watch it last night and I missed out. Getting hate mail is cool, then you can pleased at yourself for really pissing someone off. And really, who could hate you.......I'm gonna make The Asshole a homemade card and pick one of the wonderful sayings above.
And to all of Christine's trolls - grow the fuck up....she has a wicked sense of humor, if you can't enjoy it - go the fuck away.
I liked the prior post personally. Crazy people and their hate mail can suck it.
Happy Valentines day. I hope it wasn't too painful.
I was on my monthly dog transport and miss your post on the fishing with pussies. Thank you for posting the URL so I could watch it. It was hilarious. Personally, I would not have taken down the post. If people can’t take a joke - fuck’em. And PETA stands for Please Eat Tasty Animals.
Fuck a duck
I missed the post.
And I do so love sending hate mail.
I'm equal opprutnity hater.
It's easier that way you don't have to remember who you have pretended to like.
ha
I'm just saying
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