Friday, February 13, 2009

How Romantic

For those of you that stopped by and saw my last post, I have deleted it. I have never been on the receiving end of so much hate email. Well if you exclude the people I have fired or back into in the parking garage.

It is a JOKE site people...chill the fuck out.

Dark humor in an attempt to sell tee shirts. No animals were harmed in the making of that video.

In further news, when I am not supporting kitten cruelty, I have been attempting to co exist with SCM in peace and harmony.

Yeah..not happenin'

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day which posses a dilemma. Do I get the stinky bastard a card with all the sappy sentiments that I don't feel or should I just write my own? Here are a few I have been tossing around...

Roses are red, violets are blue
Why do you smell like you've stepped in dog doo?

Here's your card pretty and red
I am trying to forget you suck in bed.

Thanks for the steak and the strawberry feeding
and the look on your face when I told you Im bleeding.

or simply

On this special day of love I have just one thing to say to you...


I think I'll go with that one.

For those in love, have fun.

For those who can't wait until Sunday?

I feel your pain.


razorbeck said...


Sounds like I missed something good

To the assholes with the hate mail: fuck the fuck off we like this blog and we neither want nor require your input. if you have a problem start in on me! I will double your trouble just for the entertainment value

by the way Chris i am on my way home should i swing by and pick you and the young lady up for a few months of winter? lmao

Sean the Obtuse Canadian

bARE-eYED sUN said...

hey, sorry i called you "dude" in my last comment (9th).

in light of your current post,
i do NOT want to be on YOUR badside {unless your badside is your goodside, or, eh, uhm . . .never mind)

so hede goes another try:

dudess, you're hilarious,

thank you for the chuckles, i REALLY, REALLY needed them. :-)


Special K said...

Let me guess, was it PETA people? God I hate me some PETA freaks..... they might have had the right idea once upon a time but their scare tactics and morals is making it to where the PEOPLE need protected from them.

Olly said...

Wow! I wanna hire you to write all of my greeting cards!

Libby said...

you could seriously give hallmark cards a run for their mmoney!!

The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said...

Damn, I forgot to watch it last night and I missed out. Getting hate mail is cool, then you can pleased at yourself for really pissing someone off. And really, who could hate you.......I'm gonna make The Asshole a homemade card and pick one of the wonderful sayings above.

And to all of Christine's trolls - grow the fuck up....she has a wicked sense of humor, if you can't enjoy it - go the fuck away.

Karen said...

I liked the prior post personally. Crazy people and their hate mail can suck it.

Happy Valentines day. I hope it wasn't too painful.

coffeypot said...

I was on my monthly dog transport and miss your post on the fishing with pussies. Thank you for posting the URL so I could watch it. It was hilarious. Personally, I would not have taken down the post. If people can’t take a joke - fuck’em. And PETA stands for Please Eat Tasty Animals.

Alekx said...

Fuck a duck
I missed the post.
And I do so love sending hate mail.
I'm equal opprutnity hater.
It's easier that way you don't have to remember who you have pretended to like.
I'm just saying

donna said...