Friday, February 13, 2009
For those of you that stopped by and saw my last post, I have deleted it. I have never been on the receiving end of so much hate email. Well if you exclude the people I have fired or back into in the parking garage.
It is a JOKE site people...chill the fuck out.
Dark humor in an attempt to sell tee shirts. No animals were harmed in the making of that video.
In further news, when I am not supporting kitten cruelty, I have been attempting to co exist with SCM in peace and harmony.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day which posses a dilemma. Do I get the stinky bastard a card with all the sappy sentiments that I don't feel or should I just write my own? Here are a few I have been tossing around...
Roses are red, violets are blue
Why do you smell like you've stepped in dog doo?
Here's your card pretty and red
I am trying to forget you suck in bed.
Thanks for the steak and the strawberry feeding
and the look on your face when I told you Im bleeding.
On this special day of love I have just one thing to say to you...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I think I'll go with that one.
For those in love, have fun.
For those who can't wait until Sunday?
I feel your pain.
Posted by Christine at 10:03 PM