Thursday, June 26, 2008

I can never do anything half way. You know, like just having a simple fucking cold.

Oh noooo. That would be too freakin' easy.

My sniffles have to turn into coughing which turn into intensely painful hacking which then proceed to turn into right AND left lower lobe pneumonia.

I mean shit, if I'm going to be sick I may as well go for the entire sympathy factor. Which I am demanding and rightfully deserving due to the big ass needle filled with stinging antibiotic injected into by cute but tender tuckus. It was either that or the hospital and I don't do hospitals unless I am birthin' a baby or exiting the universe and as far as I know, neither is applicable to the current situation. At least I have not lost my sense of humor. I made the LPN laugh when she told me my Oxygen level was below 80 and I asked what she expected, when I was given no time to study.

Guess you had to be there.

Now I am stuck in bed blowing into some useless plastic gadget that has a point but I have yet to figure it out and trying to not scream out in pain like a sissy bitch every time I cough.

Hope your week is going better.


Special K said...

Drew and I kept our doctor and nurse over an hour in our room this morning laughing.
They will probably get the last laugh and bill us an extended visit but damn it, they started it!
I love my doctor!
I hope you get to feeling better soon girly girl! Take care of yourself!

Karen said...

Oh crap. Take care of yourself. My dad was in the hospital for weeks with pneumonia because he didn't heed the doctors advice.

Get some hottie to give you a sponge bath. That should have you breathing heavy in no time. ;-)

coffeypot said...

I'm sorry you lapsed into pneumonia, but if you need something to blow on...

Hey! I'm just trying to be a good friend and help out as much as I can.

I know what you mean about studying, though. I failed a urine test because I didn’t have time to study. And one time, back in the day, my girlfriend had a rabbit test, and as far as I know, the rabbit is still on life support. So be careful around that place. I know several women who went into the hospital and came home with babies. They must have had a special going on that week.

Christine said... are most definitely something. I haven't figured out a something of WHAT..but most definitely something. lol

Jay said...

Yikes! That sucks!

Take it easy and get better fast!

The Doggy Did It said...

Wow that sucks! Hope you, and your tuckus feel better soon!

Pumpkin said...

Oh hunny, I offer you not just sympathy, but sincere sympathy too....pneumonia is...well....very fucking sucky and I hope you're feeling better soon.

Leighann said...

no time to study - HA!

Of course on my first visit to your blog you'd have to be sick, thanks a lot!

Slick said...


Awwww girl, sounds like you need more than medication?

Christine said...

I want to know where the hell all these offers are when I am well enough to take someone up on them?

A bunch of teasers.

Colin Brooks said...

Gah! That sucks! I'm so sorry hun! I'm praying to all 12 gods of Olympus for your speedy recovery. They'd better listen or I'll go up there and make them. We have the technology now.

Libby said...

oh, chris, i know pneumonia sucks...and it fucking HURTS! i am so sorry to hear the middle of summer, TOO!

warcrygirl said...

Holy shit! Forget the antibiotics, get you some whiskey STAT!

Hope you feel better soon.

Burfica said...

Oh man I am so sorry about that. But hey since you are hurting anyway can I send you my cough so that I can finally be rid of it???

My doctor today goes. Huh...I have no idea to me. Not every encouraging.

Christine said...

Sure bur..I'll take everyone's illness as long as it can be completely over by Monday. I need to get the fuck out of this house before I lose my fucking mind.

Did anyone forget that SCM is back? Nuff said.

razorbeck said...


No whining, you invited SCM back.

So suck it up and be the woman lol

Women make such horrible choices.....must be why i am still single