To market, to market, to buy a fat pig;
Home again, home again, dancing a jig.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;
Home again, home again, jiggety-jog.
It is great to be home.
I really hate being on a large ship where everyone is catering to my every need.
Thank God I am back in my real life of dog shit carpets, unmade beds and kids asking what's for dinner.
Whew, I almost got used to that hell.