G-d Damn It! The Kewl Kid's Table has been suspended and thrown out of the school cafeteria.
I had a nice list of links to all you people who actually have a sense of humor in a neat, organized list on the right. Somehow, someway it is no longer there.
Personally, I think someone found out about the hazing ritual necessary to join and had to put an end to the fuckery.
Either that or I am a computer moron who shouldn't be permitted to play with anything that plugs into an outlet.
The final night of Baptism class was last night. I think I passed. No one gave me a rolled up diploma and a hand shake but I wasn't thrown out for being a blasphemer either so I think I'm good.
So now the parents need to choose a date. The priest offered a bunch of Sundays that are available and my sister was silly enough to ask our mother's opinion.
"No, Sunday just won't do. I go to mass on SATURDAY so we need to have it done at the service I attend."
My sister responded that, although that would be more convenient (ass kisser) they aren't offered on Saturday.
"I have SEEN children baptised atmy mass and I will make some phone calls."
This morning she is working her way up the chain of command to make sure her granddaughter is Baptized at her mass and a Sunday is not acceptable. I expect by now she is waiting for a call back from the Pope.
I really have little doubt she will find out how to get her way with this.
Bless her heart.
So now I need to figure out how to cram 40 people in my house for a party that, if my sis has her way, will be practically a black tie affair.
She emailed me the sample menu which included lobster claws and crab dip and I sent back a new and improved menu that included a four foot bologna and cheese sandwich and the potato salad they sell in the five gallon bucket at Coscos.
"It is the poop and drool factory's christening, not her wedding," I wrote.
"This is her FIRST party and I want it to be nice." She responded.
Okeedookee. Hey the party is at my house so isn't there an unwritten rule that I get to keep all the leftovers? I may only put out half the lobster.
You all have a good...whateverhelldaythisis....and I promise I will get the Kewl Kids Table permitted back in school as soon as possible. I don't anticipate longer than a day or two suspension.
Most of the kids are back at the table. If I missed you or you're a kewl kid that wants to hang out with us...leave a comment or send an email and my multiple personalities and I will take a vote.