Wednesday, January 21, 2009
"Mom. Why isn't the remote working?"
I know when I start pulling all the batteries out of the electronics in the house to power my vibrator, it is time for Christine to get laid.
Unfortunately, I am not currently fond of anyone enough to play hide the salami.
This morning in an attempt to keep my mind off of this dry spell, I decided to focus on the news.
After I sort through the thousand and one articles about the Inauguration, I click on world news.
Shit! Even Jungle Jane is getting laid and yet, here I am with my best friend the rabbit and the men of my fantasy that are even starting to getting tired of me.
I may have to rent a power washer to use on SCM. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Posted by Christine at 11:09 AM