Saturday, January 24, 2009
Is it normal to have a strong desire to rip someones throat out due to the manner in which they sneeze?
I have never in my life heard someone who has a sneeze as disgusting as SCM. He sucks in a lung full of air and then proceeds to sneeze so hard that you can hear the gurgle of the spit and snot flying out. Fortunately he usually covers his mouth. However, unless I witness the event and remind him, he doesn't wash his hands after the eruption. He feels a quick rub on the ole trousers should suffice.
I have become addicted to a chick flick cable station series called Snapped. The premise is women who have killed. Killed, husbands, boyfriends and any other prick that happened to make the mistake of fucking with them.
I've started to take notes.
Purely for entertainment purposes of course.
I knew you kids would understand.
Posted by Christine at 5:17 PM