Tuesday, October 21, 2008
My little boy no longer lives with me.
Thank the good Lord above.
For all you Mommas that lament over your first child spreading his/her wings and going out on his/her own I have one question for you? What the FUCK is wrong with you?
My only complaint is that it took too long and he visits too often.
His place doesn't have HBO, Wireless Internet or a cleaning lady. Apparently, he is having a hard time roughing it. He told me he had to start doing something completely unimaginable lately.
He is forced to hang up his towels to reuse them.
GASP! Say it isn't so!!
I thought I would save money in food now that the kid was gone but the oddest thing is happening; every time he visits some of my food seems to disappear into the hot/cold bags he happens to have with him.
The kid is looking really good. Because he can't afford junk food or late night entertainment, (not to mention the occasional bag of weed) he is eating better and getting sleep. His body is slim, his complexion looks smooth and his eyes are actually clear and alert.
Poverty works for him.
Glad I could help out.
Posted by Christine at 11:29 AM