Monday, March 1, 2010

Dating hints for Real Men



There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...



I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.



I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.



I used to come here all the time with my ex.



Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.



I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.



It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


Do you like this shirt?  My mother picked it out.



Since you look like a liberated chick, I'll let you pay.



Remind me to give you the number of my sister's plastic surgeon later.



We really need to hurry.  I need to drop you off and be at the bar.  Bambi goes on at 10.



Couldn't resist sharing a good forward.  Have a great week.

12 comments:

Doc said...

LOL - You look like a liberated chick... you can pay! THATS funny right there

Olly said...

Those are great!!! I think they should have added one about going to Star Trek conventions, etc...

Vinomom said...

Those are good ones - I was not in the dating world nearly long enough to enjoy hearing any of those :)

Libby said...

christine, that's super funny, kevin always sd when he got home frm work every day "i didnt talk to anyone smarter than me today!" (then i'd always say, oh, so your girlfriend's a stupid idiot too?)....ergo, we're divorced...

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Too funny. I'm glad I've never encountered any weirdos like that.

Anonymous said...

I had an on line friend ask me once if I thought it would be okay to use a 2 for 1 coupon for a first date. He couldn't quite understand why that made him look like a cheap ass rather than simplly frugal. She didnt' go out with him again. lol

ris said...

LOL. made me laugh like a dork. funny shit.

Coffeypot said...

You forgot, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

Tgoette said...

Great stuff! Too bad I'm married as I would have loved to try these out and see how long it took before my date either slapped me or took a hike.

Guys, outside of New Jersey anyway, don't really say stuff like that, do they?

Four Dinners said...

I actually said 'Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour' pretty much as written to get out of a boring union meeting!

Mrsblogalot said...

OMG I'm so glad I'm married

Who said that?

Matty said...

And the number one deal clincher for any woman......

Let's skip the formalities and get right down to business.