LOL - You look like a liberated chick... you can pay! THATS funny right there
Those are great!!! I think they should have added one about going to Star Trek conventions, etc...
Those are good ones - I was not in the dating world nearly long enough to enjoy hearing any of those :)
christine, that's super funny, kevin always sd when he got home frm work every day "i didnt talk to anyone smarter than me today!" (then i'd always say, oh, so your girlfriend's a stupid idiot too?)....ergo, we're divorced...
Too funny. I'm glad I've never encountered any weirdos like that.
I had an on line friend ask me once if I thought it would be okay to use a 2 for 1 coupon for a first date. He couldn't quite understand why that made him look like a cheap ass rather than simplly frugal. She didnt' go out with him again. lol
LOL. made me laugh like a dork. funny shit.
You forgot, "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
Great stuff! Too bad I'm married as I would have loved to try these out and see how long it took before my date either slapped me or took a hike. Guys, outside of New Jersey anyway, don't really say stuff like that, do they?
I actually said 'Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour' pretty much as written to get out of a boring union meeting!
OMG I'm so glad I'm marriedWho said that?
And the number one deal clincher for any woman......Let's skip the formalities and get right down to business.
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