Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Two days until Thanksgiving with the fam.

Be still my excited little heart.

There is nothing I enjoy more than spending the better part of the day not smacking the fucking piss out of someone that happens to have the same genes or was stupid enough to marry into a family that possesses said dysfunctional genes.

Smile, smile...yes, these pototoes are the best ever. (Especially the black lumps throughout) nod nod....no we haven't heard that story...(at least in the last 365 days). Chuckle chuckle....what a good one. (you don't really tell that shit to people that actually don't feel obligated to laugh, do you?)

Fuck...I am in no mood. Do doctor's write notes to get out of family obligations?

What if I offer a significant bribe? Guess I can't compete with the bribes the drug companies shell out so I guess I am stuck.

Sigh.

11 comments:

Special K said...

I am lucking out, I am spending no time with any family on Thanksgiving day. Only good friends Thanksgiving night, WITH ALCOHOL!!!
That is how you should spend the holidays my friend. THAT is how!

The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said...

Cry flu symptoms... no one wants to be near someone with the flu. Make dinner reservations and go out. It's not too late. Save yourself !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Go on and pretend you are Canadian

We look the same just don't be so goddamed pushy!!!!! lol

And bonus points Canadian Thanksgiving was a month ago

Razorbeck

coffeypot said...

Drug the food; when they pass out strip them all naked and leave. Go to the Waffle House and have a chicken salad with Ranch dressing.

Olly said...

Think about it. You have a serious medical condition. Tell them all that you HAVE to stay home, take your meds on time and sleep. Have SCM back you up. I have abnormally low blood pressure and my family could cause me to stroke out in 15 minutes or less!

Aza said...

A few years ago I found the answer to dealing with all family gatherings- copious amounts of psychotropic medication!

Libby said...

can't you beg off sick, and make scm take anna?

M Chickk said...

Hope you have a good Thanksgiving. Make sure you take your pill tomorrow! :)

Burfica said...

I vote for taking alot of perscribed fun pills and alcohol before you go. Then you won't give a shit about anything. hehehehehe

Christine said...

Lib..you are SO FUNNY. Like I would EVER subject SCM to my family. They annoy me but not THAT much. ehehe

Jenny Fabulous said...

I spent the holiday in Oh-fucking-io and it was actually nice. My step-mother was not her ususal bitch self, so we enjoyed ourselves. It won't last though... Christmas is just around the corner!
Fucking family.