Thursday, August 7, 2008




Last night I traded SCM oral sex for a Doggy Loo. Does that make me a slut? What if I said I got him to throw in the extra grass?


12 comments:

Karen said...

That doggy thing scares me. I would have bargained for something else. :)

coffeypot said...

I think it is a good trade, but I also think you would enjoy a toilet much more. But I guess if your are real busy at work it would save having to walk across the hall.

Olly said...

Wouldn't it just be easier to make him pick up the dog shit? Just sayin...

Christine said...

SHIT..Olly, why didn't I think of working that in the deal? That he has to clean it daily as well.

Gosh darn it...Now I need to renegotiate.

Boo said...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to NOT burst out laughing when you read something funny at work?

OMG.....and the extra grass....you must give one helluva BJ. ;-)

Boo said...

Oh wait, I had another thought.....

You let him do you in exchange for the doggy-loo? Now that is some big time bargaining and I definitely need to take a lesson.

Knight said...

Ha, that was a great plan. What will you get next time?

Libby said...

...no, boo, SHE did HIM, which ups her ante in this game...BTW, chris, did you get any rolling papers or a bong with the extra grass??

Jay said...

Well personally I think that's a pretty good deal. God only knows what I could be convinced to buy. LOL ;-)

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Christine said...

Make me an offer Jay. There are many things on my wish list.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Decent trade. You must be really good. I'm going to have to start using that as negotiating for things with Apple Hubby. Thanks for the idea.