Thursday, December 3, 2009

Wow.


For the last couple of weeks, I have been spending my days at work and my nights under SCM.

Well, that isn't exactly true.  My nights have been under, on top, facing, not facing, upside down, standing, sitting on a chair, leaning on the bathroom counter, oh and there was this one time....

Nevermind...

Ever since the guy I am married to had his heart seize up, he really has been like a changed person.  Personally, it has been quite a shock and I've been waiting for the normal John to return and explode that the world is crumbling around us and it is the fault of Hollywood ,the Arabs and the old man down the street who doesn't water his lawn enough.

  Of course he is consuming hand fulls of pills for everything from cholesterol to mood stabilizers but hey, better living through chemistry looks great on him.

SCM and I have been this happy little couple to the outside world since he was released from the hospital and then it occurred to me...

Hey, if we are acting like a happy couple, why aren't I getting any?

This is BULLSHIT!

So I corrected that glitch and have been in correction mode for days now.  Now I remember why I married him in the first place.

Wow.

13 comments:

Vinomom said...

damn girl. I am happy for you. Lets hope he keeps it up. Right in time for the holidays too!

Karen said...

I never feel weird or dirty when I listen to my friends talk about sexy stuff with their boyfriends, but when it comes to their HUSBANDS, I blush like crazy. You made me blush. And I am happy for you.

Christine said...

Vino: So far he has had no problem "keeping it up" :-)

Karen: So I guess posting the video would be out of the question?

The Girl said...

Holy Shit Christine - What a turn around. I hope it lasts, and if not at least you got some great sex out of it.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

You know the saying "If momma ain't happy...no one is happy." I consider marital congress to be vital to MY happiness! :-) Yay you!

Coffeypot said...

Post pictures and video. Happy for you, now make me happy, too.

The Dish said...

Get your rocks off, Woman. Hope he continues to behave. And if not, continue to use him for sex. Hey, it sounds like a great idea to me...

GiGi said...

Good for you! Get you some, girl!

Christine said...

Dish: That's the plan. Although when he is getting laid regularly he is always on his best behavior so not to screw it up.


GIGI: Thanks and Im getting LOTS. Life is too short to deal with no sex or gasp, bad sex.

Anonymous said...

So you are dating a guy and fucking your "ex"husband. What a fucking little whore you are.

Christine said...

Not to mention all the guys I pick up on Craigslist under NSA sex. There just isn't enough of me to go around..

sigh...

razorbeck said...

Its nice you found a fuck buddy especially one so close and socially acceptable should your secret ever get out

I just don't see this ending well but what the hey I get to stand outside and stare inside the little window with the rest of the voyeurs

As for mr/ms judgemental jealous much?

Libby said...

christine, you know i know exactly how good those guitar players are!