Drink lots and lots of vodka.It helps.I can't remember what it helps but it helps.
hahaha... love the title of your blog... ANDdid you try dumping your coffee out on the freeway?? hope you didn't get caught for littering... cops these days... cracking down on everyone to get their payroll....
Don't squat to take a crap with your spurs on. If you are going to drink and drive, make sure you have a car.
If the ex you are pining after gets a hot new girlfriend, find a way to put Visine in her drink while they are out on a date.
Ohh. must try that one dish!
Dont shit where you sleep. Sorry that's all I got.You could go many directions with that one though. Sound advice. :)
Don't fool yourself and think it's inconsiderate and ask someone to pull over when your drunk and sick in the car. Ask ! Puking at 80 mph on I-295 is not a good idea and neither is the clean up of puke that sprayed the entire inside of the car :)
In Vino Veritas - In Wine there is Truth
Its good to be the King
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